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( video ) ( un: mr. bushido )

[forkuina]

Oi, Franky.

( please excuse his face being WAY too close to the camera; zoro barely knows how to use this thing. )

Answer the snail, already.

un; ☆ FRANKY ☆

[suuuperspeedo]

[Zoro... please don't tell him you get lost using this thing too.]

Zoro. You are SUPER close I can pull that hair out of your nose. And this is barely a snail, but whatever.

What's happening brother?

[forkuina]

Nose hair? Eh?

( oh, right, this snail has a little mirror in the bottom corner! he's able to see himself and see franky at the same time, which is a pretty useful feature. congrats, franky. please enjoy as zoro tilts his nose higher in search of nose hairs that are totally not there. )

I need you to build something. I tried it myself but it didn't work.

( didn't work means zoro turns the camera around to reveal a pile of wood that he's no doubt gotten frustrated with and decided to cut in half. )

[suuuperspeedo]

[First...]

Nope, still there. You gotta dig deeper Bro. [Man, Franky can pull better lies than Usopp. Is there a record button on this thing? Can he take a picture. Please standby as he tries to figure this out cause this shit is hilarious. He listens to Zoro's plea and sees... a mess.]

I see. [Nope, not a clue what he was trying to build.] What the hell is that suppose to be? A dog house?

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[forkuina]

...

( first... )

IDIOT, LIKE I WOULD FALL FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

( even with the camera facing away from him, it's clear that he's... yelling. )

2/2

[forkuina]

( okay, now that that's taken care of. )

And it's not a dog house.

It's going to be a rabbit house when it's all done.

[suuuperspeedo]

Relax, it was a joke. Haha.

[Even if Zoro's camera is facing away.]

Oh. Aren't they a little small for the kitchen? You know 20 of them won't be enough for Luffy.

[forkuina]

( okay, camera back to zoro now. )

20?! There's no way he'll be responsible for that many!

[suuuperspeedo]

[Responsible? Ohkay then.]

What do you expect? Rabbits are too damn small for his stomach, Brother. Now if you want to farm something edible, I'm sure we can figure something else out.

[forkuina]

( ...at least franky gets to see his face when he yells this time. )

THESE RABBITS AREN'T FOR EATING!!!

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[suuuperspeedo]

HMNNNNNNN.

[Wait for it...]

[suuuperspeedo]

WHAAAAAAAT.

[Color him surprise.]

[forkuina]

WHY WOULD I BUY A RABBIT JUST TO EAT IT?! THAT'S WHAT FISH ARE FOR!

RABBITS ARE PETS TOO!

( zoro, franky, there seems to have been a disconnect somewhere. )

[suuuperspeedo]

And they make the best grill out burgers.

[Anyway... let's try to establish connection.]

Okay, I get it now! Rabbit house for the pets. How many we talking here?

[forkuina]

( a food conversation like this is for Luffy. zoro doesn't have much interest in what he's eating so long as it tastes good. )

Just one. A rabbit house for Sword.

And it's not like I'm keeping it. I'm giving the rabbit and the house to my— ( what's that lady to him, again? he hates her, sort of like he hates sanji, but he doesn't hate anyone as much as he hates sanji. hmmm... )

Friend. It's a gift for a friend.

[suuuperspeedo]

[just remember, Luffy and Franky can be alike.. sometimes.

A friend... well then.]

Ah. [He strokes his chin. And he named his rabbit after a weapon.] One rabbit house for little Sword.

[Oh no, he grins widely.]

Look at you being all softy! [Sorry Zoro, just one quick tease before--]

Yeah sure, I can build it.

[forkuina]

( there are worse things out there; being called a softy isn't a terrible blow to his ego. it's embarrassing, but being kind isn't a bad thing all on its own.

but there was something else... )

Franky.

In this new house, could you build... a dirty room.

( ALL RIGHT ALL DONE TIME TO GO BYE )

[suuuperspeedo]

Most definitely! AOW!

[Zoro, he planned that addition all along since everyone will be living in quarters. It's okay, he got you bro.]

Soundproof and kink closet. Everything you need to keep your gem shining. [NOW, question is, what gem he's referring to, he's leaving it like that.]

Surf and Perv.

[Help us all.]

[forkuina]

. . . . .

( he should be hanging up now. this feels like a great time to be hanging up! )

What the hell is a kink closet?

( DAMN HIS CURIOSITY. )

[suuuperspeedo]

[It was meant to happen, one day.]

Uh, a closet soon-to-be full of props for those fetishes?

[Wait... Zoro, do you need a lesson on this??? OKAY THEN.]

A closet with sex toys.

[forkuina]

( ways that zoro did not expect to spend his evening for 500, alex.

at least he's not a completely lost cause. currently, he has more sex toys than he knows what to do with thanks captain. )

If you're going to explain things, do it properly. What's the fetish do?

( buddy... )

[suuuperspeedo]

[He feels Zoro has an idea, just being stupid.]

Fetish is a sexual desire to a certain degree, bro. That degree to bring out your satisfying perv. You bring it out either with objects or straight dirt talk, whatever makes you feel SUPER hard man.

[forkuina]

...Satisfying perv?

Super...

( DOES FRANKY WANT TO DIE, TALKING THAT WAY? BACK TO SQUARE ONE. ZORO HATES THIS AGAIN. TIME TO GO. )






It's not like I have anything like that.

[suuuperspeedo]

[If you want that soundproof dirty room, best not.]

Please, you didn't want to loose a kissing game with Luffy. [Yes, he remembers the party.] That's screaming kink.

[forkuina]

( blackmail with a sex dungeon? well played. )

I wouldn't want to lose anything, no matter what it is. Don't make it sound like I'm on your level for something like that.