( a food conversation like this is for Luffy. zoro doesn't have much interest in what he's eating so long as it tastes good. )
Just one. A rabbit house for Sword.
And it's not like I'm keeping it. I'm giving the rabbit and the house to my— ( what's that lady to him, again? he hates her, sort of like he hates sanji, but he doesn't hate anyone as much as he hates sanji. hmmm... )
( there are worse things out there; being called a softy isn't a terrible blow to his ego. it's embarrassing, but being kind isn't a bad thing all on its own.
but there was something else... )
Franky.
In this new house, could you build... a dirty room.
Fetish is a sexual desire to a certain degree, bro. That degree to bring out your satisfying perv. You bring it out either with objects or straight dirt talk, whatever makes you feel SUPER hard man.
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RABBITS ARE PETS TOO!
( zoro, franky, there seems to have been a disconnect somewhere. )
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[Anyway... let's try to establish connection.]
Okay, I get it now! Rabbit house for the pets. How many we talking here?
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Just one. A rabbit house for Sword.
And it's not like I'm keeping it. I'm giving the rabbit and the house to my— ( what's that lady to him, again? he hates her, sort of like he hates sanji, but he doesn't hate anyone as much as he hates sanji. hmmm... )
Friend. It's a gift for a friend.
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A friend... well then.]
Ah. [He strokes his chin. And he named his rabbit after a weapon.] One rabbit house for little Sword.
[Oh no, he grins widely.]
Look at you being all softy! [Sorry Zoro, just one quick tease before--]
Yeah sure, I can build it.
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but there was something else... )
Franky.
In this new house, could you build... a dirty room.
( ALL RIGHT ALL DONE TIME TO GO BYE )
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[Zoro, he planned that addition all along since everyone will be living in quarters. It's okay, he got you bro.]
Soundproof and kink closet. Everything you need to keep your gem shining. [NOW, question is, what gem he's referring to, he's leaving it like that.]
Surf and Perv.
[Help us all.]
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( he should be hanging up now. this feels like a great time to be hanging up! )
What the hell is a kink closet?
( DAMN HIS CURIOSITY. )
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Uh, a closet soon-to-be full of props for those fetishes?
[Wait... Zoro, do you need a lesson on this??? OKAY THEN.]
A closet with sex toys.
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at least he's not a completely lost cause. currently, he has more sex toys than he knows what to do with
thanks captain. )If you're going to explain things, do it properly. What's the fetish do?
( buddy... )
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Fetish is a sexual desire to a certain degree, bro. That degree to bring out your satisfying perv. You bring it out either with objects or straight dirt talk, whatever makes you feel SUPER hard man.
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Super...
( DOES FRANKY WANT TO DIE, TALKING THAT WAY? BACK TO SQUARE ONE. ZORO HATES THIS AGAIN. TIME TO GO. )
It's not like I have anything like that.
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Please, you didn't want to loose a kissing game with Luffy. [Yes, he remembers the party.] That's screaming kink.
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I wouldn't want to lose anything, no matter what it is. Don't make it sound like I'm on your level for something like that.
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[Because he doubt this will be the last.]